mattblum:

newyrye:

Stripper in Clearwater, FLA showing the judge that her bikini briefs were too large to expose her vagina to the undercover cops that arrested her. The case was dimissed.

I almost never reblog but I had to for this.
peaceful-moon:

gnostic-forest:

Ohhhh I want some tree spirits for my garden! 

these are brilliant
My mom taught me something about relationships when I was growing up. She told me to never be the one to love the other person more. I always thought that was odd. That was until I saw how my mom loved my dad more and let him leave bruises on her skin. That was until I found my best friend drunk, bleeding on her bathroom floor, because the boy she loved more broke her heart and left. That’s why when I start to fall I catch myself. I don’t want to be the one to love more because I’ve seen what that does to people. Oh, but god do I love you more.
- (via wastedoff-yourlove)

(Source: wastedoff-yourlove, via poisoned-ultraviolence)

thefrogman:

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mirandarose1187:

mirandarose1187:

Hellacopter

I just wrote out the word hella 102 times in the shape of a helicopter please love me

50kwatch:

u know what the worst thing about being a girl is… is when another girl asks u for a hair tie, but its ur last one, but u can’t say u don’t have one because she knows its on ur wrist, so u give it to her, and then she says “oh i’ll give it back!” knowing damn well she won’t, and u sit there sad because now you have to go buy another pack of hair ties that u know ur gonna lose by the end of the month

(Source: kev1ndurant, via poisoned-ultraviolence)


Love Food? This blog is for you.

Love Food? This blog is for you.
ink-sweetea:

I am clearly obsessed with this bra. 
😌

if lucifer needs someones consent to enter their body then so do you

(Source: apollogizing, via thebeauteafullcreations)